Sunday, September 20, 2009

Deferred Laughter

Q: Why did Macaulay Culkin have a pre-pay option?
A :Because he was Home (a)Loan.

Q: Why did I ill-treat the guy who gave me the building on lease?
A: He was a "lessor" mortal.

Q: What did Mr.AM say when he was undecided about whether to keep or return the leased property?
A: "Lessee" (Let's see)

Q: Why would a wallet be most handy during slot 3?
A: Because slot 3 takes its toll.

Q: Why did Clint Eastwood invest in the Stock Exchange?
A: For a few dollars more.

Since "mandatory" seems to be the buzzword of the week, laughing at these jokes has also been made mandatory. Fine?

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